Debbie Schilling & Tom Bundy's Wavable Quotes
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In the early days of our website (1996), we collected some of our favorite movie quotes. Time has gone by and these don't need to exist, but we just don't have the heart to delete them.
About Last Night...
aboutla1.wav "Was she a pro?"
"At this point, we don't know."
aboutla2.wav "A pro, Dan ... a pro is
how you think of yourself."
aboutla3.wav "And on your instructions,
I am supposed to rend and torture myself anally."
aboutla4.wav "See that look she just
gave you? You just know she's not wearing no underpants."
aboutla5.wav "You know what, Joan? If
you didn't have a ... there'd be a bounty on your head."
Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
adventu1.wav "I've said it before and
I'll say it again: No more @#!&* Abba!"
aspenex1.wav "Hey, Keith, what's up,
clerks1.wav "This job would be great
if it wasn't for the @#!&* customers."
clueles1.wav "Oooh, get off of me!
Ugh, as if!"
clueles2.wav "Hello! It was a stop
sign!" "I totally paused!"
Earth Girls Are Easy
earthgi1.wav "Ask my cousin, Debbie.
You know she got, like, her boobs done, and I never told anybody."
earthgi2.wav "Waste your brain, wax
your board, pray for waves."
earthgi3.wav "Finland is here?"
"No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway."
Elvis Presley's Memories of Christmas
elvispr1.wav "Thank you for listening.
I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Wonderful New Year."
ghostbu1.wav "He slimed me."
ghostbu2.wav "There's something very
important I forgot to tell you." "What?" "Don't cross
the streams." "Why?" "It would be bad." "I'm
fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. What do you mean, bad?" "Try
to imagine all life as we know it..." "That's bad. Okay, important
safetly tip. Thanks, Egon."
ghostbu3.wav "I looked at the trap,
ghostbu4.wav "I make it a rule never
to get involved with possessed people. Actually, it's more of a guideline
than a rule."
ghostbu5.wav "I am Vince, Vince Clortho,
keymaster of Gozer..."
ghostbu6.wav "This chick is toast!"
Gone With The Wind
gonewit1.wav "If I have to lie, steal,
cheat or kill, as God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"
gonewit2.wav "Rhett, if you go, where
shall I go? What shall I do? "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Harold And Maude
harolda1.wav "Harold! That was your
hoosier1.wav "What's gotten into you?"
"The Lord, I can feel His strength.." "Well, keep your
strength in the dribble, all right?"
hoosier2.wav "Strap, God wants you
on the floor."
The King And I
kingand1.wav "When I shall sit, you
shall sit. When I shall kneel, you shall kneel. Et cetera, et cetera,
League Of Their Own
leagueo1.wav "You know, if I had your
job, I'd kill myself. Sit here and I'll see if I can dig up a pistol."
leagueo2.wav "See, how it works is,
the train moves, not the station."
The Lion In Winter
lioninw1.wav "Poor John. Who says 'Poor
John'? Don't everybody sob at once. By God, if I went up in flames, there's
not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
montypy1.wav "... Nobody expects the
montypy2.wav "Cardinal Fang, fetch
the comfy chair!"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
peewees1.wav "Nobody hipped me to that,
peewees2.wav "There are thousands and
thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you about right now!"
peewees3.wav "There's no basement at
peewees4.wav "I'm a loner, Dottie,
Pretty In Pink
prettyi1.wav "I mean, this is an incredibly
romantic moment and you're ruining it for me."
Raiders of the Lost Ark
raiders1.wav "Throw me the idol; I
throw you the whip!"
raising1.wav "Hi, I'm barren!"
raising2.wav "At first I didn't believe
it, that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennesee Valley, could
not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky
place, where my seed could find no purchase."
raising3.wav "I even caught myself
driving by convenience stores ... that weren't on the way home."
raising4.wav " You go right back up
there and get me a toddler -- I need a baby, Hi, they got more than they
can handle." "Oh, honey, I..." "Don't you come back
here without a baby!"
raising5.wav " I think I got the best
one." "I bet they were all beautiful; all babies are beautiful."
"This one's awful damn good, though." "Don't you cuss around
him." "He's fine, he is."
raising6.wav " I'll be taking these
Huggies and, uh, whatever cash you got."
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
rudolph1.wav "Whoever heard of a skinny
Santa? Eat ... eat!"
rudolph2.wav "My name is Clarice. Hi."
"My name's Rudolph. Hi."
rudolph3.wav "Didn't I ever tell you
about bumbles? Bumbles bounce!"
rudolph4.wav "Eat, Papa, eat!"
Santa Claus is Coming To Town
santacl1.wav "What is it, Dingle?"
"It's a baby, Zingle." "A baby what, Wingle?" "A
baby baby, Tingle!" "I Like babies, Bingle." "Our
baby is the best baby of them all, Wingle."
sayanyt1.wav "Man, you're bringing
sayanyt2.wav The Most Excellent Gas'n'Sip
seinfel1.wav "Gooooood Morning!"
seinfel2.wav "By the way, they're real
and they're spectacular!"
Star Trek Generations
startrg1.wav "They say time is the
fire in which we burn."
startrg2.wav "Human females are so
startrg3.wav "Just who the hell are
you?" "He's James T. Kirk! Don't you read history?"
This is Spinal Tap
thisiss1.wav "These go to eleven."
thisiss2.wav "And, uh, it was tragic,
really. He exploded onstage."
topsecr1.wav "Souvenirs, novelties,
topsecr2.wav "It's a German name. It
means She Whose Bosoms Defy Gravity."
trading1.wav "Whiskey! All you want!"
When Harry Met Sally...
whenhar1.wav "Waiter, there is too
much pepper on my paprikash. But I would be proud to partake of your pecan
whenhar2.wav "I'll have what she's
The Wizard of Oz
wizardo1.wav "Toto, I've a feeling
we're not in Kansas anymore."
wizardo2.wav "Are you a good witch
or a bad witch?"
wizardo3.wav "I'll get you, my pretty...and
your little dog, too!"
wizardo4.wav "Pay no attention to that
man behind the curtain."
wutheri1.wav "I know that ghosts have
wandered on the earth. Be with me always. Take any form. Drive me mad.
Only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you."
Young Doctors In Love
youngdo1.wav "Coon Valley, Wisconsin."
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